This past weekend saw millions tune in around the world to watch the 2024 Eurovision final hosted in Malmo Sweden. Known for its diverse musical genres, spectacular performances, and the unique opportunity to showcase national cultures, Eurovision captivates millions of viewers worldwide. This year's entries are no exception, featuring everything from pop and rock to folk and opera, each aiming to capture the hearts of both the professional juries and the voting public. But no one has heard the opinion of someone that knows nothing about music, so clearly that is what’s needed! Join us for A Music Idiots Review of Eurovision!
37 Countries competed in this year's Eurovision across the Semi Finals and the Final itself, which means we have 37 songs to review!
Iceland “Scared of Heights” By Hera Bjork
Starting off with Iceland, they have had a notable presence in the Eurovision Song Contest since their debut in 1986. Though it has yet to win the competition, failing to make it out of the semi-finals this year, was this perhaps a hidden gem among the songs this year?
Scared of Heights must be quite fortunate for Hera as the song did not reach the dizzying heights of the semi final scoreboard only receiving 3 points, which arguably is 3 too many. This song certainly is one of the songs of all time, in fact it's so striking in its blandness and lack of uniqueness that we come to expect from Eurovision songs that it unfortunately reminds me of “Embers”. Sorry Iceland, but I have to give you nil pois for this one.
Azerbaijan "Özünlə apar" by FAHREE feat. Ilkin Dovlatov
Since debuting in 2008, Azerbaijan has quickly established itself as a powerhouse in the Eurovision Song Contest, highlighted by its win in 2011 with "Running Scared" by Ell & Nikki. With a reputation for high-quality performances and frequent top 10 finishes, Azerbaijan continues to be a formidable and dynamic competitor in Eurovision. This year they were represented by FAHREE and Ilkin Dovlatov with their song "Özünlə apar". Despite historically doing well at Eurovision this only only netted them 11 points in the semi finals. But was this a justified 14th place finish at the semis? Honestly, I kind of like the song, it has a great sound to it and the singing is only adds to it but yet its missing something. Whilst the song has good vocals and seemed to be a decent representation of Mugham music, it lacked a lot of character we tend to expect from Azerbaijan and their performances. Speaking of, the performance they did required you to have seen the music video to “understand” it, which does not usually make for an entertaining viewing experience when you need to have extracurricular viewing requirements. In the end, it’s a decent song just not the best representation we’ve had out of the country, finishing 14th in the semi final was probably fair.
Moldova “In The Middle” Natalia Barbu
Since their debut in 2005, Moldova has made a significant impact on the Eurovision Song Contest with a mix of quirky and memorable performances. Highlighted by a 3rd place finish in 2017 with SunStroke Project's "Hey Mamma," Moldova continues to be a favourite for its unique and entertaining contributions to the contest. But what was this year's entry like?
I think this might be the first song where my opinion differs from the results and I guess the rest of Europe. Natalia Barbu has beautiful vocals on this song, with her voice being the main focal point of the song carrying the bridge into the chorus which switches into her native language from English and even goes into a violin solo. This song is what many of us expect to hear when we think of Eurovision. The fact this song only barely finished above the previous 2 songs is criminal. It definitely deserved to finish higher, maybe even challenging for a final spot.
Poland “The Tower” by Luna
Debuting in 1994, Poland has participated in the Eurovision Song Contest with a wide range of musical styles and culturally infused performances. Despite not securing a win, Poland has achieved notable successes, particularly with Edyta Górniak's 2nd place in their debut year and other memorable entries like Donatan & Cleo's "My Słowianie" and Michał Szpak's "Color of Your Life." But enough about the past, what was this year’s song and performance like? Well considering it finished above Moldova it has to be good right?!?! WRONG. I like synth-pop, a few of my favourite songs of all time are synth songs. But this is one of the dullest synth pop songs I’ve heard. Not to mention the vocal performance itself isn't anything special, sure Luna can sing but it's not blowing anyone away. The stage performance was interesting with her performing on a chess board with 2 rook pieces, it was an entertaining performance and definitely deserves praise from that perspective. However I do think it finished around where it should have. 12th in the semi final is a good spot for it. It’s getting a 4.
Australia “One Milkali (One Blood)” by Electric Fields
A much more recent addition to Eurovision, Australia first appeared in 2015 and since making significant impact with strong entries and memorable performances. Highlighted by Dami Im's 2nd place finish in 2016 with "Sound of Silence," Australia has consistently delivered high-quality performances that blend powerful vocals, creative staging, and contemporary pop appeal. Australia's participation adds a unique and diverse dimension to the contest, further broadening Eurovision's global reach. However the reach wasn’t global enough this year as they failed to make it out of the semi final stage. Was this deserved? Well the song they performed wasn’t the worst song from Eurovision, and if there's anything Australia has proven its that they “get” eurovision. I personally liked the song and how they incorporated Aboriginal lyrics and instruments into the song. It had a fun and catchy house beat with a strong vocal performance to go along with it. Whilst failing to make it through to the semi’s, I don’t think Australia should be ashamed of their performance. A solid song, I’m giving it a 6.5/10 on my totally not arbitrary made up scoring system that's totally objective and not subjective.
Malta “Loop” by Sarah Bonnici
Malta has established itself as a formidable contender in the Eurovision Song Contest. The country has achieved notable success, particularly with Ira Losco's "7th Wonder" in 2002 and Chiara's "Angel" in 2005, both of which secured 2nd place finishes. Malta is celebrated for its strong vocal performances and polished pop songs. Despite not having secured a win yet, Malta continues to be a competitive and respected participant, consistently delivering engaging and high-quality entries that captivate audiences and showcase contemporary music blended with captivating stage presentations. Despite good history in the competition, I don't think this song was particularly anything special, whilst it had a fun live dance performance and Sarah has a great voice, I personally didn’t think it was anything special overall nor thought that it was Eurovision enough to deserve to go beyond the semi finals, which turns out others agreed with as it finished bottom of its semi final grouping. Not a bad song, just not very Eurovision or inspired. 4/10
Albania “Titan” Besa
Albania has consistently participated in the Eurovision Song Contest, earning respect for its strong vocal performances and culturally rich entries. Highlighted by Rona Nishliu's 5th place finish in 2012 with "Suus," Albania has made a significant impact with its blend of powerful ballads, rock influences, and cultural authenticity. This year they were represented by Besa with the ballad “Titan” and failed to make it past the Semi Final. But was this what the song deserved? Yeah probably, whilst I personally am a sucker for ballads, this one wasn’t the more inspiring. Vocal ballads rely heavily on vocal performance and whilst Besa has beautiful voice, the performance didn’t live up to the height required for a ballad to do well at Eurovision. 5/10
Belgium “Before The Party Is Over” Mustii
Belgium has made a significant impact on the Eurovision Song Contest with a variety of musical styles and memorable performances. This year they were represented by Mustii with the song “Before The Party Is Over”. The on stage performance featured Mustii performing whilst surrounded by a circle of microphones, which helped provide a memorable and unique visual. The song itself was described by Mustii as “pop with a dark edge” and honestly I sort of can see that, its very much similar to other pop ballads but Mustii’s voice is the main focus of the song and helps elevate it to the next level. The song build and builds as it slowly reaches a crescendo as it reaches its truly epic scale. This song is a hidden gem among the songs that failed to get past the semi final. It’s actually a crime that it did not make it through to the final. 7/10
Denmark “Sand” Saba
Denmark has established itself as a formidable and respected presence in the Eurovision Song Contest, known for its high-quality entries and diverse musical styles. The country has achieved three notable victories: in 1963 with Grethe & Jørgen Ingmann's melodic "Dansevise," in 2000 with the Olsen Brothers' catchy "Fly on the Wings of Love," and in 2013 with Emmelie de Forest's powerful "Only Teardrops." But does “Sand” by Saba live up to this legacy? Well sort of? The song itself is a catchy vocal pop ballad that gets to show off Saba’s talent and skill however the song itself didn’t make it out of the semi finals and I honestly can understand why. However I don’t think this song should have finished above Belgium and I understand why this one couldn’t break it out of the Semi Finals. 5.5/10
Czechia “Pedestal” Aiko
Czechia, also known as the Czech Republic, has been making its mark on the Eurovision Song Contest with a series of notable performances and increasing success since its debut in 2007. After initial challenges, including non-qualification in its first three attempts, Czechia's perseverance paid off with Mikolas Josef's energetic "Lie to Me" in 2018, which finished in 6th place, marking the country’s best result to date.
This year they submitted the pop-punk song “Pedestal” by Aiko. This song seems to be a lot like marmite for a lot of people with some thinking that it deserved to make it into the final and others thinking that it did well to almost qualify but just missed out. Personally I think it's a fine song, but I don't think the final was missing the song, I’ll give a 5/10.
